i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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