But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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