when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
are you so shy because you have an std?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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