you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
and eventually we just all took our pants off
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
