Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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