I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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