If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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