Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so explain again why im purple
no
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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