Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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