Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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