i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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