Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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