A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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