Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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