I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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