i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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