We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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