she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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