She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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