p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
you inspire me to be a worse person
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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