Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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