Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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