have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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