I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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