You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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