Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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