Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm always down for nudity.
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