You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
