he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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