Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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