and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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