***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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