id be glad to
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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