You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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