Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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