dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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