Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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