Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
