Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Semen is not good for contacts.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
