We're facebook friends in real life
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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