this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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