No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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