my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She even gives head with a lisp.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Randomize
