I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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