Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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