Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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