We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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