why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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