halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Your penis caused this!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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