matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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