margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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