Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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