...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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