i barfeds in our rink
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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